Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Modern-Day Prophets on America

Punishing the Eagle


Do Christians really think that they are doing anyone a favor by threatening all of these terrible things if people do not believe in Jesus? God LOVES you but if you do not believe this way God will KILL you.

You must understand that the only visions that are accepted by Christians are those visions that further their cause and benefit them in some way or other. If it is spooky enough and makes their congregations scared enough they will definitely use the vision or dream or whatever bullshit it is.


Do you ever think about how all of these claims about weather warnings by God and economic warnings by God and whatnot are never identified as such by God Himself, but rather are always identified as warnings and such by people claiming to be speaking for God? Why doesn't God just show Himself and tell people in unequivocal terms what He wants, what He means, what He intends to do? He NEVER does anything Himself but always sends some angel or some preacher or some ridiculous dream. 

These people are fucked in the head and this is evidenced by the fact that they are hearing voices and ascribing such to God.

Oh dear Lord, here we go again with some person claiming to be filled with the 'anointing' and Holy Spirit of God. Give glory to the Father? Are you insane? God is good? God isn't good! How can you read through that thing you refer to as a Bible and say that God is good? Didn't you see the part where there is incest, the part where people were put to death for stupid shit, the part where people were being murdered and their property taken?

Remember what this lady says in regards to 2013. She says this will be the WORST year for America in consideration of the next decade.

Hah! This guy says that the "Enemy" does not want this man to deliver the message that he is delivering here. Uhm-hum. So, I am wondering why God would insist on giving these so-called prophetic dreams to obscure people instead of giving them to the leaders of the nation? You would think that if the info God wants to give is so important that God would give the people who have the most power to fix things these dreams and revelations.

He's BBAAAAACCCKKKKK! An people thought that our dear friend and pal Jimmy Bakker fell off of the planet. It is no wonder that after serving his time in prison he goes right back to doing what he does best...being a charlatan.

So stupid.

So this guy started 'receiving' dreams back in 1968. Did he not dream before this time? Dreams are nothing new, guy. People have been having dreams since the beginning of time. It is amazing what passes for prophetic dreaming these days.

This person is out of her goddamn mind. Hummm...so God told you to tell me something He wants me to know. Why didn't God just tell me Himself instead of going through you?

Sooooo...God is getting ready to peel off the layers of deception in this country? With any luck He will take all the charlatan preachers like you as His first layer to peel away.

I think that sometimes these people who claim to be receiving messages from God erroneously believe that if they say to the listeners that they do not "ask for these visions and information" that such a statement somehow makes them more believable or credible or something.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Who are REALLY the Angry Ones?

Caveat Emptor: Let The Spiritual Buyer Beware

As is the typical style in which I write I am posting various clips from YouTube and making comments as to the content of those videos. Enjoy.

Soooooo...you think there should be a forty day fast leading up to the elections? Yikes. Good luck with that. From what you say here in this video, Ms. Jacobs, you apparently think GOD has actual candidates IN the elections. Hummm. Good luck with that, too. Say, Ms. Jacobs, I was wondering if you could answer a few questions I have? Here are my questions:

You, and over-zealous Christians like you who truly think everyone in the universe SHOULD believe and think like you (thank goodness not all Christians are like this) are always talking about how powerful your chosen deity is and how He can do all of these mega wonderful things that absolutely NO ONE else ever can do...but then you turn around and talk about having to fight harder for this, and fight harder for that, pray harder for this and pray harder for that. Tell me, where is the power of your God? Why are you fighting so very much and not loving more? What happened to the loving message of Jesus? Did you abandon it? Does a message of aggression and fighting just sound and feel better to you, or what?

I want to know. I want to know the answers to these questions. I want to know YOUR answers to these questions. It seems to me that there is something awfully wrong with a system of faith that is supposed to be built on love, but one that unfortunately is planted like a little seed of hate by people like you, people who live and breathe for the fear and chaos created by your ugly misrepresentation of anything good that can be taken from the Bible.

Okay, this video has a lot of silliness in it, but go about thirty seconds in and watch how freaking loud this pastor screams. WOW!! He has got a good set of pipes on him, geeze. Then after he is done screeching a couple of times he asks the guy on the phone line if HE felt it. The guy says, "No, I didn't."

This guy says that anytime you go against what God says and what God wants then that nation will fall. Hummm. Do you think the guy saying this shit realizes some of the crap that God told His people to do in the Bible? Is this guy aware that in the Bible God told people to sell their children into slavery if they needed money, to eat shit (this one is in Ezekiel), to murder entire towns (to include the animals), to take the belongings and the women of some of the towns they defeated in battle as PLUNDER? I am GLAD the people who run our government DON'T do things the way they did them in the freaking Bible.

Holy shit. This is straight up creepy.
Sooooo...God spoke to you many years ago about death by water? We will forget for the moment what an amazingly AMBIGUOUS statement that is and just go directly to where we ask you why you did nothing of value to help prevent this or to help the people who you apparently knew were going to die to get out of the way of the freaking water? And then God reminded you that He previously told you of what was going to happen and you STILL did nothing?

You know what Glenn Beck, if God was trying to make anything clear to you don't you think the most powerful being in the universe (according to you and others) would simply tell you instead of playing fucking guessing games?

Oh come ON! Joseph Smith was full of shit just like all of the other so-called prophets that try to advance their own version of whatever religion it is they are selling. So...I take it Romney is supposed to be your white horse hero? Dude, go home and write a better story. With all of the crazy lies you have thus far been able to concoct, I am sure you can come up with something better.

Glenn Beck, you are a tard. People could give a shit about yet ANOTHER version of your Bible by one of your pals. Lovely. Nice. Voon-der-bar. Go onto Amazon.com and look up yet ANOTHER version of the New Testament of your Bible called "The Tenement Gospel." Enjoy. You want something to hate? Hate that. I am sure you will particularly love the way Jesus and the disciples use lots of bad language and drugs, and how each of the four gospels has a different ending. Hah!

Honey, you are on the clips because you ARE a crazy Christian. Oh, and the reason why people are going to your websites and calling your phone numbers is simple, morbid curiosity. You guys are hilarious!

Oh my dear LORD! This is so funny! You would think that this guy would be smart enough to know that if he truly believed in Jesus he would be FULLY protected from the very dangerous number...666. Asshole.

You know what? There were other people who also said "upward!" just like you...the Millerites in 1843 and several other years as well. Their asses were wrong and so are you.

HHahaaahaaAAA!!! Your prayer regrows amputated limbs?! Haahah!! That is beyond ridiculous as far as horrendously stupid claims go, but where you really go overboard is where you say that when the people praying were interrupted the limb stopped growing. Hah! Like a little stoppage of prayer could stop an ALL-POWERFUL GOD from restoring a limb.

So let me get this straight. It is okay for some Christian groups to do things like become "filled with the Holy Ghost" and speak in tongues and make all kinds of prophecies...but it is not okay for other religious groups to do the same? It is okay for Christian groups to receive messages from God and live by those supposed messages and recommendations, but NOT okay for other religious groups? Hummm. Gotcha.